#DevOps Meetup // Shoreditch, probably // 07/04/2020

• 18:00 // Introduction
• 18:10 // Lightning talk // Like, Diversity and Stuff?
  Elizabeth Williams // Senior Cloud Demonologist @ spaghetti.io
• 18:20 // Autoscaling the ELK for Fun and Profit
  John Roberts // All of the Things Squadron Leader @ spavin.io
• 18:50 // break
  copper-still beard yeast
• 19:20 // How YAML front-matter Taught Us What 'Trending' Really Means
  Kayla Wilson // Chief Technical Imagineer @ impossible.io
• 19:40 // Ignite // Continuously Deployed Squash == #Awesomesauce
  Nicole Johnson // Chief Technical Scientist @ propylene.io
• 20:00 // Bearded Manchild Who Flew 8,000 miles at Huge Financial and Ecological Expense to Read Out His Stupid Blog Post Which Gives the Impression He Made Something Wonderful when Actually it Never Even Worked
  James Wood // Polyglot Development Anorak @ taste.io
• 20:30 // Close
  Everyone is hiring, but no one's paying